The owner of a golf course in Montana was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his very attractive secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, “You graduated from the University of Montana and I need some help. If I was to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?”
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, “Everything but my earrings.”
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DYohn
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A guy looks at a female coworker and says, "Your hair smells nice today." She immediately storms into the HR office and screams that she wants to file a sexual harassment complaint against the guy. "Why? All he did was say your hair smelled nice?" asks the HR rep. "He's a fucking DRAWF!" screams the woman.
“Keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole.” - David Lynch
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"Hey Bill! Haven't seen you in a while. How's the family?"
"Hi Charles. We are all fine, but all three of my sons still live at home."
"Still at home? Didn't they go to college?"
Yea, the oldest has a PhD, the middle son is a chemical engineer, and the youngest is a thief."
"A thief? And you let him live at home?"
"Of course. He's the only one with an income."
"Hi Charles. We are all fine, but all three of my sons still live at home."
"Still at home? Didn't they go to college?"
Yea, the oldest has a PhD, the middle son is a chemical engineer, and the youngest is a thief."
"A thief? And you let him live at home?"
"Of course. He's the only one with an income."
“Keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole.” - David Lynch