BNTR

The owner of a golf course in Montana was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his very attractive secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, “You graduated from the University of Montana and I need some help. If I was to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?”
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, “Everything but my earrings.”

DYohn wrote: Sat Nov 29, 2025 11:25 am 592779713_2691699611174255_10270029409002184_n.jpg

That is virually Supertramp's arc through their catalog, although the "new millenia" album never came to be.

I wonder if this guy is way off course, or exactly on course?

A guy looks at a female coworker and says, "Your hair smells nice today." She immediately storms into the HR office and screams that she wants to file a sexual harassment complaint against the guy. "Why? All he did was say your hair smelled nice?" asks the HR rep. "He's a fucking DRAWF!" screams the woman.

"Hey Bill! Haven't seen you in a while. How's the family?"
"Hi Charles. We are all fine, but all three of my sons still live at home."
"Still at home? Didn't they go to college?"
Yea, the oldest has a PhD, the middle son is a chemical engineer, and the youngest is a thief."
"A thief? And you let him live at home?"
"Of course. He's the only one with an income."