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Donald Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't ...

You know what I like best about prostitutes in the South? The family discount.

Yikes! Does it leave a heavy coat over your solar panels?


Not usually as they are pushed by high wind and usually rain. After this one blasted through there was a lightning storm with enough rain to wash the solar panels. It rained a lot to the west of us in Phoenix. Flash flooding in downtown ...

The main force was a little west of us but we got hit. There's nothing like a 2500-ft high wall of dust and desert grit being blown by 70 MPH winds to get your heart pumping!

Here's a photo from about my house taken yesterday afternoon at about 4, looking east as the Superstition Mountains ...

"The Friend" is a small indie film starring Naomi Watts, Bill Murray, several actors I recognized but can't recall their names, and Bing the 180-lbs Great Dane. No violence, no action scenes, no sex except for remembered in discussion sex, and a giant lovable dog. Perhaps I liked this movie only ...

So you're calling this a real titty twister?